The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate. Сцены 1-9

В этой части мы разберем самые первые диалоги из пилотной серии культового сериала «Друзья». Мы услышим, как герои обсуждают свидания, рассказывают о странных снах, переживают болезненное расставание и сталкиваются с неожиданными поворотами судьбы, такими как побег Рэйчел с собственной свадьбы. В этих сценах содержится богатый материал для изучения живого разговорного английского: фразовые глаголы, идиомы, сленг и эмоциональные речевые обороты.

В конце статьи вас ждет полный список всех идиом для удобства, а чтобы надежно их запомнить, обязательно потренируйтесь в наших упражнениях 👈.

Сцена 1: "Обсуждение свидания Моники"

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Подруги расспрашивают Монику о ее предстоящем свидании.

There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. 🔈
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You're going out with the guy. There has to be something wrong with him. 🔈
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So does he have a hump and a hairpiece? 🔈
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Wait, does he eat chalk? 🔈
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I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl. 🔈
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Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 🔈
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Sounds like a date to me. 🔈
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Сцена 2: "Странный сон Росса"

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Росс рассказывает друзьям свой странный сон.

I'm in high school, in the cafeteria and I realize I'm totally naked. 🔈
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I've had that dream. 🔈
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Then I look down and I realize there is a phone there. 🔈
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Instead of ... 🔈
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That's right! 🔈
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Never had that one. 🔈
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All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. 🔈
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Сцена 3: "Расставание Росса"

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Росс переживает из-за того, что его жена Кэрол ушла от него.

He says, "Hello," I want to kill myself. 🔈
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You okay? 🔈
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I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth and tied it around my neck. 🔈
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Cookie? 🔈
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Carol moved her stuff out today. 🔈
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Let me get you some coffee. 🔈
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Thanks. 🔈
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No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura. 🔈
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Just leave my aura alone, okay? 🔈
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Fine, be murky. 🔈
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I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. 🔈
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No, you don't. 🔈
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To hell with her. She left me! 🔈
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And you never knew she was a lesbian. 🔈
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Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 🔈
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She didn't know. How should I know? 🔈
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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 🔈
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Did I said that out loud? 🔈
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Сцена 4: "Мужская поддержка"

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Друзья пытаются подбодрить Росса.

Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? 🔈
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Strip joints! 🔈
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See, but I don't want to be single, okay? I just want to be married again. 🔈
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And I just want a million dollars! 🔈
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Сцена 5: "Появление Рэйчел"

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В кофейню вбегает Рэйчел в свадебном платье, и Моника знакомит ее со всеми.

Rachel? 🔈
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Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God! I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said that you might be here and you are. 🔈
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Can I get you some coffee? 🔈
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Decaf. 🔈
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Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 🔈
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This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross? 🔈
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Sure! 🔈
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Сцена 6: "История побега Рэйчел"

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Рэйчел рассказывает историю о том, как сбежала со своей собственной свадьбы.

You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 🔈
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Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding. I was in this room with all the presents. This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all of a sudden I realize Sweet 'N Low? I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. 🔈
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And then I really freaked out, when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 🔈
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I always knew he looked familiar, but. . . . I had to get out of there, and I started wondering. . . . ''Why am I doing this?'' and ''Who am I doing this for?'' 🔈
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I didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart. . . but you're the only person I know in the city. Who wasn't asked to the wedding. 🔈
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I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue. 🔈
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Сцена 7: "Разговор с отцом"

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Рэйчел по телефону объясняет отцу, почему она не может выйти замуж.

I guess he bought her the pipe organ. . . and she's really not happy about it. 🔈
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Daddy, I just-- I can't marry him. I'm sorry. I just don't love him. 🔈
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Well, it matters to me! 🔈
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She should not be wearing those pants. 🔈
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I say push her down the stairs! 🔈
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Push her down the stairs! Push her down down the stairs! 🔈
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Come on, Daddy, listen! All my life, everyone's always told me, ''You're a shoe!'' ''You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!'' I stopped and said, ''What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse? Or a hat?'' I don't want you to buy me a hat, I-- 🔈
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It's a metaphor, Daddy! 🔈
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You can see where he'd have trouble. 🔈
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Look, Daddy, it's my life. Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. 🔈
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I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. 🔈
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Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. 🔈
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Wait! Wait! I said maybe! 🔈
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Сцена 8: "Успокоение и новые перспективы"

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Фиби успокаивает Рэйчел, а Джоуи флиртует с ней.

Just breathe. Breathe, that's it. Just try to think of nice, calm things. 🔈
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Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens 🔈
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Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens 🔈
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La la la something And noodles with string 🔈
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These are a-- 🔈
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I'm all better now. 🔈
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I helped. 🔈
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This is probably for the best, you know? Independence. Taking control of your life. 🔈
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If you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he’s always a lot. 🔈
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Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day. 🔈
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What? Like there's a rule or something? 🔈
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Сцена 9: "Свидание с Полом"

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Приходит Пол, и Моника уходит на свидание, оставляя Росса с Рэйчел.

Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound. 🔈
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It's Paul. 🔈
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Buzz him in. 🔈
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Who's Paul? 🔈
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Paul, the wine guy? 🔈
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[[💡|Конструкция "the [noun] guy" — разговорный способ охарактеризовать человека по его профессии или увлечению.]]

Maybe. 🔈
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Your ''not a real date,'' is with Paul, the wine guy? He finally asked you out? 🔈
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It's a ''Dear Diary'' moment. 🔈
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Rach, I can cancel. 🔈
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Oh, God. Please, no. Go, I'll be fine. 🔈
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Ross are you okay? Do you want me to stay? 🔈
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That'd be good. 🔈
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Really? 🔈
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Go on! It's Paul, the wine guy! 🔈
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Hi, come in! Paul, this is. . . everybody. Everybody, this is Paul. 🔈
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The wine guy. 🔈
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I didn't catch your name. Paul? 🔈
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Change. Sit down. Two seconds. 🔈
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I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. 🔈
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Rachel, what are you up to tonight? 🔈
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I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon. . . so, nothing. 🔈
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Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon. Although, Aruba. This time of year? Talk about your. . . big lizards. 🔈
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If you don't feel like being alone tonight. . . Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture. And we're very excited about it. 🔈
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Thanks. But I'm just gonna hang out here. It's been a long day. 🔈
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Okay. Sure. 🔈
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Pheebs, wanna help? 🔈
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I wish I could, but I don't want to. 🔈
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Все полезные фразы и слова из реплик:

There's nothing to tell. - Рассказывать нечего.; Частая конструкция для отказа от комментариев.
to go out with someone - встречаться с кем-либо.; Фразовый глагол.
to go through something - пройти через что-то (тяжелое).; Фразовый глагол.
All of a sudden - Вдруг, внезапно.; Устойчивое выражение.
It turns out - Оказывается.; Устойчивое выражение.
to leave someone/something alone - оставить кого-то/что-то в покое.; Устойчивое выражение.
To hell with... - К черту...; Эмоциональное устойчивое выражение.
to fixate on something - зацикливаться на чем-либо.; Фразовый глагол.
How should I know? - Откуда мне знать?; Разговорная конструкция, выражающая раздражение.
to say something out loud - сказать что-то вслух.; Устойчивое выражение.
Strip joint - Стрип-бар.; Сленговое название.
Thank God - Слава Богу.; Выражение облегчения.
Decaf - Кофе без кофеина.; Сокращение от "decaffeinated".
to freak out - паниковать, сходить с ума.; Разговорный фразовый глагол.
It hit me - Мне в голову пришло, я осознал.; Идиоматическое выражение.
to drift apart - отдалиться друг от друга (о друзьях, влюбленных).; Фразовый глагол.
It matters to me - Для меня это важно.; Полезная конструкция для выражения значимости.
for the best - к лучшему.; Устойчивое выражение.
to hit on someone - флиртовать, подкатывать к кому-либо.; Разговорный фразовый глагол.
or something - или типа того.; Разговорный оборот для неточного указания.
to buzz someone in - впустить кого-то (нажав кнопку домофона).; Фразовый глагол.
the [noun] guy - [существительное] парень.; Конструкция для описания человека по роду деятельности.
to ask someone out - пригласить кого-либо на свидание.; Фразовый глагол.
Dear Diary moment - Момент для "Дорогой дневник".; Устойчивое выражение для обозначения очень важного события.
I didn't catch your name - Я не расслышал(а) ваше имя.; Вежливая фраза.
to be up to - заниматься чем-то, иметь планы.; Фразовый глагол в значении "что делаешь?".
to be supposed to - предполагается, что я должен.; Модальная конструкция для выражения ожиданий.
to hang out - проводить время, тусоваться.; Очень частый разговорный фразовый глагол.
I wish I could, but I don't want to. - Я бы с радостью, но я не хочу.; Юмористический вариант стандартной вежливой отговорки.